i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
