How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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