so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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