nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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