you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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