I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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