So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
