So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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