if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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