why im i the only drunk person in the library?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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