Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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