i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
