There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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