i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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