Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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