the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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