I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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