dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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