k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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