i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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