Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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