He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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