Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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