come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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