My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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