I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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