You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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