I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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