He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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