: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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