I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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