Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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