fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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