I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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