it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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