I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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