Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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