bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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