Small penises have feelings too.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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