Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just cut my nipple shaving
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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