Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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