So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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