you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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