One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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