so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
