he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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