He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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