So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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