The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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