just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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