dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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